Sunday, August 24, 2008

Even though I was in the shade, it was a lot hotter under the bleachers than sitting up in the sun. But, I was where I wanted to be. It was the end of the summer, and I had already sat through enough of my sister's swims to know exactly how embarrassing my mother would be. So, every time her heat came up, I crawled under the bleachers. I was 4.

Luckily, when my sister was at a gymnastics meet, my mother had to contain her enthusiasm. I don't really remember watching my sister perform at gymnastics meets like I do at swim meets--a testament to my mother's more appropriate behavior, I think.

Initially, I alleviated the need to sit with my mother at my sister's meets by joining the team myself. I'll never forget my first swim--one of the biggest revelations was that the swimmers couldn't hear a thing in the pool. All that carrying on was for nothing.

Once we moved back to Hometown, Sissy had to travel an hour and a half (one way) to get to a decent training facility. She was in the 8th grade and it was pretty clear that her swimming could pay her way to college. I was in the 4th grade and there was no way I was going to spend that much of my life in the car. So, it was back to finding hiding places while she swam.

These were no longer rec league meets; we were at Olympic caliber indoor pools--no hiding under the bleachers. Instead, I would entertain myself by marking my sister's splits and the other times in her heat. My mother still carried on--she once got a massive bruise on her arm after slamming it into a wall when my sister failed to meet a desired time. I think maybe the look on my face led her to contain herself when Sissy later reached her goal in a time trial.

The Olympics have been fun for me ever since watching Rowdy Gaines and company in 1984. Most of that is due to the education my sister gave me--in swimming, gymnastics and diving. Maybe London will have cooking and Tivo fast-forwarding and I can return the favor.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

I don't really have a lot to say, so here's a meme about food

From Very Good Taste

A. List of 100 items
B. Bold items you’ve eaten
C. Cross out items you’d never consider eating

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos Rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut ( prefer them hot--if they're not hot, then I'll have a chocolate glazed)
50. Sea urchin (it was at Minibar and it may have just been sea urchin foam)
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin (I can't remember, but I feel sure that I have because it's a pretty big product in Georgia)
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette (in cornbread)
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake