If you ever manage to slice your foot between the little piggy that had none and the little piggy that cried "Wha wha wha!" all the way home? And said slice refuses to heal after two weeks of stitches? And then your fat butt has to hobble around on crutches?
Just remember to wear elastic waist pants to work so that you can stuff whatever it is you have to carry from one room to the other down your pants.
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